and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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