If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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