Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
How drunk are you?
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