Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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