the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
