lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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