On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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