Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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