hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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