So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Green mimosas i think yes
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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