Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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