So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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