TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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