I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
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You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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