handjob tips. give me some.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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