Its about making memories worth repressing
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We are all done wearing pants today
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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