My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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