Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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