if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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