OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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