I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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