i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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