I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Success! We fucked roommates!
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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