what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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