3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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