Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
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im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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