everyone is single if you try hard enough
where does the pee come out of this thing
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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