I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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