You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
you will always have a special place in my vag
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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