why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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