Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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being pregnant is like rehab
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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