he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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