your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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