I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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