Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
