Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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