She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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