Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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