We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence