i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.