So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
