is your mom at the bar?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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