Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
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