I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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