I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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