Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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