The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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