what if I'm pregnant?
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question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
third nipple confirmed
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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