State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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