You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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