What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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