Me. At least after what I've been through.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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