dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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