I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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