And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I need to sanitize my soul.
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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