If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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