you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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