She is in my trunk
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just blew my weed a kiss
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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